SMILE 1..2..3..

1. ) Ek aise aadmi kaa naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai..

- Chandrashekar...

2. ) how did Santa cheat railways ?

He bought the ticket ,but did'nt travel..

3. ) Ram : R u related to the family next door..

Shaam : Yes , their dog is our dog's brother..

SMILE.1.2.3.

1. ) - Do you love me ?

- Yes dear..

- Would you die for me ?

- No , mine is undying love...

2. ) - What happened in 1869 ?

- Gandhiji was born..

- And in 1873 ?

- He was 4 years old...

3. ) Boy - Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..

Girl - Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge...

SMILE 1 2 .3

1. ) Q : What happened when Santa joined NASA ?

A : NASA became SATYANASA..

2. ) 1 aadmi k 6 fingers the ,use log Jitendar bulathe the.. Q ?

Qki uska naam Jithendar tha!

3. ) Difference between a man jumping from 1st floor & a man jumping from 10 nth ?

Former goes ( dhap ) aaaaaaaaaaa

Later goes aaaaaaaaaaa ( dhap )

S M I L E ..

1. ) Ek kaana ladkaa propose kare tho kaunsa song gayega?

" Ek nazar se bhi pyaar hothaa hai , maine sunaa hai .."

2. ) Y is it written everywhere DRIVE SLOW ?

COP : becoz there is no hospital nearby...

3. ) " Help , i can't swim !"..

Passerby : I can't play the piano, but I don't shout about it !