USEFUL LIFE SKILLS

1. ) Ek aise aadmi kaa naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai.. - Chandrashekar... 2. ) how did Santa cheat railways ? He bought the ticket ,but did'nt travel.. 3. ) Ram : R u related to the family next door.. Shaam : Yes , their dog is our dog's brother..

1. ) - Do you love me ? - Yes dear.. - Would you die for me ? - No , mine is undying love... 2. ) - What happened in 1869 ? - Gandhiji was born.. - And in 1873 ? - He was 4 years old... 3. ) Boy - Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.. Girl - Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge...

1. ) Q : What happened when Santa joined NASA ? A : NASA became SATYANASA.. 2. ) 1 aadmi k 6 fingers the ,use log Jitendar bulathe the.. Q ? Qki uska naam Jithendar tha! 3. ) Difference between a man jumping from 1st floor & a man jumping from 10 nth ? Former goes ( dhap ) aaaaaaaaaaa Later goes aaaaaaaaaaa ( dhap )

1. ) Ek kaana ladkaa propose kare tho kaunsa song gayega? " Ek nazar se bhi pyaar hothaa hai , maine sunaa hai .." 2. ) Y is it written everywhere DRIVE SLOW ? COP : becoz there is no hospital nearby... 3. ) " Help , i can't swim !".. Passerby : I can't play the piano, but I don't shout about it !

1. ) BOSS : Don't whistle while you work - Oh , i am not working, just whistling.. 2. ) If i cut a potato into 2, then into 2 ,then once more , what do I have ? " Chips " 3. ) What made you decide to become a parachutist ? -- A plane with 3 engines on fire..

1. ) Teacher :Name any coolest place easily accessible to you.. Ram : fridge.. 2. ) Cop : stop , your headlights are not working.. Man : move , move even the breaks are not working.. 3. ) Boy : Give me a cure for sleep walking .. Doctor : Spread broken glass on the floor...

1. ) An ant was running in the forest .. Fox asked y r u running? Evado elephant son anta na galfriend ni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chethullo :-