USEFUL LIFE SKILLS

1. ) BOSS : Don't whistle while you work - Oh , i am not working, just whistling.. 2. ) If i cut a potato into 2, then into 2 ,then once more , what do I have ? " Chips " 3. ) What made you decide to become a parachutist ? -- A plane with 3 engines on fire..

1. ) Teacher :Name any coolest place easily accessible to you.. Ram : fridge.. 2. ) Cop : stop , your headlights are not working.. Man : move , move even the breaks are not working.. 3. ) Boy : Give me a cure for sleep walking .. Doctor : Spread broken glass on the floor...

1. ) An ant was running in the forest .. Fox asked y r u running? Evado elephant son anta na galfriend ni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chethullo :-

1. A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near college campus..He wrote : DRIVE CAREFULLY ,DONT'T KILL STUDENTS ,WAIT FOR OUR PROFESSORS.. 2.Alibaba aur 40 chor the ab alibaba aur 30 chor hogaye ..poocho kyun? recession boss ! 10 chor ko nikaal diy ..COST CUTTING.. 3. Achi biwi ,aur bhooth ek jaise hothe hain kyun ki unki baathain tho sab karthe hai par aaj thak dekhaa kisi ne nahi

1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai? BAANTA : google kaur.. SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai? BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai.. 2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first.. CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ... both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit... 3. sardar building se girgayaa .. DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu.. SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa hai.. **** THE PECTIN WHICH PRESENT IN APPLE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL ****

Continuous intake of 1 to 2 garlic leaves make men and women very beautiful and handsome. . Women get strength ,beauty and give birth to healthy beautiful children. . And the men get strong teeth ,muscles ,nails ,hair ,colour of body etc. .thus garlic make them handsome personality . . - KASHYAPA SAMHITHA

Anirvedo hi sathatham sarvaartheshu pravarthakaha | karothi saphalam janthoh karma yath thath karoth sah || - vaalmeeki raamaayanam ,sundara kaandam ,12 va sarga , 11 va shlokam. . bhaavam : " yellappudoo vichaaram lekundaa uthsaahaanni kaligi vumdadam shreyaskaram . Ade sakala kaaryaalanu saphalam chese saadhanam ". Meaning : it is very better to be happy always. . That happiness is the basic element in leading of all works to the successful end. .

Men in general lay all the blame of life on their fellowmen, or failing that , on god . . . And say it is fate. Where is fate , and who is fate ? We reap what we sow . We are the makers of our own fate. . - swami vivekananda. This misery that i am suffering is of my own doing, and that very thing proves that it will have to be undone by me alone . Therefore ,stand up ,be hold ,be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulder. . . - swami vivekananda

1. Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness. . 2. Early to bed ,early to rise makes a man healthy ,wealthy and wise. . 3. A sound mind lies in a sound body . . 4. Practice makes men perfect . . 5. One father is worth more than 100 school masters. .

Truth ,purity and unselfishness - wherever these are present ,there is no power below or above the sun - to crush the possessor thereof. Equipped with these one individual is able to face the whole universe in opposition. - swami vivekananda .

There is no higher virtue than charity. If you find it for the good of many ,give it to all. - swami vivekananda. . . . . Every charitable act is a stepping stone towards heaven - Henry W . Beecher.