SMILES

1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai?

BAANTA : google kaur..

SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai?

BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai..

2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first..

CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ...

both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit...

3. sardar building se girgayaa ..

DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu..

SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa

hai..


**** THE PECTIN WHICH PRESENT IN APPLE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL ****