1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai?
BAANTA : google kaur..
SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai?
BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai..
2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first..
CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ...
both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit...
3. sardar building se girgayaa ..
DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu..
SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa
hai..
**** THE PECTIN WHICH PRESENT IN APPLE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL ****
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