SMILE 1 2 .3

1. ) Q : What happened when Santa joined NASA ?

A : NASA became SATYANASA..

2. ) 1 aadmi k 6 fingers the ,use log Jitendar bulathe the.. Q ?

Qki uska naam Jithendar tha!

3. ) Difference between a man jumping from 1st floor & a man jumping from 10 nth ?

Former goes ( dhap ) aaaaaaaaaaa

Later goes aaaaaaaaaaa ( dhap )

S M I L E ..

1. ) Ek kaana ladkaa propose kare tho kaunsa song gayega?

" Ek nazar se bhi pyaar hothaa hai , maine sunaa hai .."

2. ) Y is it written everywhere DRIVE SLOW ?

COP : becoz there is no hospital nearby...

3. ) " Help , i can't swim !"..

Passerby : I can't play the piano, but I don't shout about it !

SMILE 1231

1. ) BOSS : Don't whistle while you work

- Oh , i am not working, just whistling..

2. ) If i cut a potato into 2, then into 2 ,then once more ,

what do I have ?

" Chips "

3. ) What made you decide to become a parachutist ?

-- A plane with 3 engines on fire..

SMILE 123

1. ) Teacher :Name any coolest place easily accessible to you..

Ram : fridge..

2. ) Cop : stop , your headlights are not working..

Man : move , move even the breaks are not working..

3. ) Boy : Give me a cure for sleep walking ..

Doctor : Spread broken glass on the floor...

SMILE1.

1. ) An ant was running in the forest ..

Fox asked y r u running?

Evado elephant son anta na galfriend ni teez chesadanta

na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chethullo :-

S M I L E S

1. A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near college

campus..He wrote : DRIVE CAREFULLY ,DONT'T KILL STUDENTS ,WAIT FOR OUR

PROFESSORS..


2.Alibaba aur 40 chor the ab alibaba aur 30 chor hogaye ..poocho kyun?

recession boss ! 10 chor ko nikaal diy ..COST CUTTING..

3. Achi biwi ,aur bhooth ek jaise hothe hain kyun ki unki baathain tho sab

karthe hai par aaj thak dekhaa kisi ne nahi

SMILES

1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai?

BAANTA : google kaur..

SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai?

BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai..

2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first..

CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ...

both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit...

3. sardar building se girgayaa ..

DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu..

SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa

hai..


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