SMILE.1.2.3.

1. ) - Do you love me ?

- Yes dear..

- Would you die for me ?

- No , mine is undying love...

2. ) - What happened in 1869 ?

- Gandhiji was born..

- And in 1873 ?

- He was 4 years old...

3. ) Boy - Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..

Girl - Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge...

SMILE 1 2 .3

1. ) Q : What happened when Santa joined NASA ?

A : NASA became SATYANASA..

2. ) 1 aadmi k 6 fingers the ,use log Jitendar bulathe the.. Q ?

Qki uska naam Jithendar tha!

3. ) Difference between a man jumping from 1st floor & a man jumping from 10 nth ?

Former goes ( dhap ) aaaaaaaaaaa

Later goes aaaaaaaaaaa ( dhap )

S M I L E ..

1. ) Ek kaana ladkaa propose kare tho kaunsa song gayega?

" Ek nazar se bhi pyaar hothaa hai , maine sunaa hai .."

2. ) Y is it written everywhere DRIVE SLOW ?

COP : becoz there is no hospital nearby...

3. ) " Help , i can't swim !"..

Passerby : I can't play the piano, but I don't shout about it !

SMILE 1231

1. ) BOSS : Don't whistle while you work

- Oh , i am not working, just whistling..

2. ) If i cut a potato into 2, then into 2 ,then once more ,

what do I have ?

" Chips "

3. ) What made you decide to become a parachutist ?

-- A plane with 3 engines on fire..

SMILE 123

1. ) Teacher :Name any coolest place easily accessible to you..

Ram : fridge..

2. ) Cop : stop , your headlights are not working..

Man : move , move even the breaks are not working..

3. ) Boy : Give me a cure for sleep walking ..

Doctor : Spread broken glass on the floor...

SMILE1.

1. ) An ant was running in the forest ..

Fox asked y r u running?

Evado elephant son anta na galfriend ni teez chesadanta

na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chethullo :-

S M I L E S

1. A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near college

campus..He wrote : DRIVE CAREFULLY ,DONT'T KILL STUDENTS ,WAIT FOR OUR

PROFESSORS..


2.Alibaba aur 40 chor the ab alibaba aur 30 chor hogaye ..poocho kyun?

recession boss ! 10 chor ko nikaal diy ..COST CUTTING..

3. Achi biwi ,aur bhooth ek jaise hothe hain kyun ki unki baathain tho sab

karthe hai par aaj thak dekhaa kisi ne nahi