SMILE 1231

1. ) BOSS : Don't whistle while you work

- Oh , i am not working, just whistling..

2. ) If i cut a potato into 2, then into 2 ,then once more ,

what do I have ?

" Chips "

3. ) What made you decide to become a parachutist ?

-- A plane with 3 engines on fire..

SMILE 123

1. ) Teacher :Name any coolest place easily accessible to you..

Ram : fridge..

2. ) Cop : stop , your headlights are not working..

Man : move , move even the breaks are not working..

3. ) Boy : Give me a cure for sleep walking ..

Doctor : Spread broken glass on the floor...

SMILE1.

1. ) An ant was running in the forest ..

Fox asked y r u running?

Evado elephant son anta na galfriend ni teez chesadanta

na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chethullo :-

S M I L E S

1. A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near college

campus..He wrote : DRIVE CAREFULLY ,DONT'T KILL STUDENTS ,WAIT FOR OUR

PROFESSORS..


2.Alibaba aur 40 chor the ab alibaba aur 30 chor hogaye ..poocho kyun?

recession boss ! 10 chor ko nikaal diy ..COST CUTTING..

3. Achi biwi ,aur bhooth ek jaise hothe hain kyun ki unki baathain tho sab

karthe hai par aaj thak dekhaa kisi ne nahi

SMILES

1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai?

BAANTA : google kaur..

SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai?

BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai..

2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first..

CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ...

both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit...

3. sardar building se girgayaa ..

DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu..

SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa

hai..


**** THE PECTIN WHICH PRESENT IN APPLE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL ****

WHICH MAKES YOU HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL

Continuous intake of 1 to 2 garlic leaves make men and women very beautiful and handsome. . Women get strength ,beauty and give birth to healthy beautiful children. . And the men get strong teeth ,muscles ,nails ,hair ,colour of body etc. .thus garlic make them handsome personality . . - KASHYAPA SAMHITHA

HAPPINESS LEADS TO SUCCESS

Anirvedo hi sathatham sarvaartheshu pravarthakaha |

karothi saphalam janthoh karma yath thath karoth sah ||


- vaalmeeki raamaayanam ,sundara kaandam ,12 va sarga , 11 va shlokam. .


bhaavam : " yellappudoo vichaaram lekundaa uthsaahaanni kaligi vumdadam shreyaskaram . Ade sakala kaaryaalanu saphalam chese saadhanam ".


Meaning : it is very better to be happy always. . That happiness is the basic element in leading of all works to the successful end. .