SMILES

1. SANTAA :Thumhaari biwi kaa kyaa naam hai?

BAANTA : google kaur..

SAANTA : ye kaisa naam hai?

BAANTA : are yaar mai jahaabhi rahatha hu khoj lethi hai..

2. two ladies were fighting for a seat ,both claiming they came first..

CONDUCTOR : lady who is more aged should sit here ...

both ladies to each other :ok ,then ,you sit...

3. sardar building se girgayaa ..

DOCTOR: he is dead ,sardar hosh me aake bola :nahi, mai zinda hu..

SARDARINI :parray raho sardar ji ! thumhe kyaa doctor se jyadha pathaa

hai..


**** THE PECTIN WHICH PRESENT IN APPLE REDUCES CHOLESTEROL ****

WHICH MAKES YOU HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL

Continuous intake of 1 to 2 garlic leaves make men and women very beautiful and handsome. . Women get strength ,beauty and give birth to healthy beautiful children. . And the men get strong teeth ,muscles ,nails ,hair ,colour of body etc. .thus garlic make them handsome personality . . - KASHYAPA SAMHITHA

HAPPINESS LEADS TO SUCCESS

Anirvedo hi sathatham sarvaartheshu pravarthakaha |

karothi saphalam janthoh karma yath thath karoth sah ||


- vaalmeeki raamaayanam ,sundara kaandam ,12 va sarga , 11 va shlokam. .


bhaavam : " yellappudoo vichaaram lekundaa uthsaahaanni kaligi vumdadam shreyaskaram . Ade sakala kaaryaalanu saphalam chese saadhanam ".


Meaning : it is very better to be happy always. . That happiness is the basic element in leading of all works to the successful end. .

WE REAP WHAT WE SOW

Men in general lay all the blame of life on their fellowmen, or failing that , on god . . . And say it is fate. Where is fate , and who is fate ? We reap what we sow . We are the makers of our own fate. .

- swami vivekananda.

This misery that i am suffering is of my own doing, and that very thing proves that it will have to be undone by me alone . Therefore ,stand up ,be hold ,be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulder. . .

- swami vivekananda

WHICH MAKES YOU WISE?

1. Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness. .

2. Early to bed ,early to rise makes a man healthy ,wealthy and wise. .

3. A sound mind lies in a sound body . .

4. Practice makes men perfect . .

5. One father is worth more than 100 school masters. .

UNIQUE POWER

Truth ,purity and unselfishness - wherever these are present ,there is no power below or above the sun - to crush the possessor thereof. Equipped with these one individual is able to face the whole universe in opposition.


- swami vivekananda .

CHARITY - HEAVEN

There is no higher virtue than charity. If you find it for the good of many ,give it to all.

- swami vivekananda. . . . .



Every charitable act is a stepping stone towards heaven

- Henry W . Beecher.